A downloadable game for Windows, macOS, and Linux

The Candy Kings want to eat you. You want to forage for food and get to the safe house.


Calorie Crawl Saga: The Candy Kings Cometh is an edutainment title where you attempt to grab the most calorie dense food and get to the 'Safe House!' before the Candy Kings catch, cook, and eat you. Venture forth as a kitten, hobo, or ballerina. Your adventure awaits! 

Though we lost the original files, we found this cracked version on the Silicon Slopes BBS. Have fun with this portion-control, text-based, rogue-like runner inspired by Oregon Trail . Cheers! Jose y Roger 

Big ups to Calorie King for providing all of the wonderful nutrition information that taught us that raw almonds are more calorie dense than cotton candy frozen yogurt. 

Big ups to Rolemusic for the rad chip tune. 

Big ups to the University of Utah and the Entertainment Arts and Engineering program for sponsoring. http://eae.utah.edu

And the biggest of ups to #ggj14 and all the funky fresh gamers out there. You're, like, totally rad. Also, #candyjam. Because, really?!?!

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CalorieCrawlSaga.zip (24 MB)